The UN in its latest reports say that India will outstrip China by year 2030 by having 1440 million resources in population [as of this year it is 1080 million]. Well lot of human resources, I say, and all the more a reason to increase the number of HR managers :)
Urged by a compelling feeling, I checked out rediff news and presto - what do I find: "
VHP asks Hindus to increase population".
Atleast 75% of the population is Hindus (strictly statistically speaking - not holding anything against onyone). So that makes 810 million hindus and if VHP has it's say this would be 1080 million by year 2011!!
Assuming the other parties in question partake in this tug of war [we do have a secular constitution and everyone has rights to be on a level platform] to post an equal rise in profits, the total population of India by year 2011 would be 1460 million.
There goes the UN forecast down the drain helped with a Kiwi drainex.
Vision 2011 - sponsored by VHP!!
We do not have enough B-schools to cater to this demand - VHP did u hear that?
And what would become of all the moods/nirodh/mala-d's is anybody's guess.
"Chota parivaar sukhi parivaar" [Small family happy family] would soon be replaced by "Bada parivaar janasankhya aparampaar" [Big family bigger poulation]. Wouldn't be surprised if some of the esteemed Gandhi family members shiver in the warmth of their heavenly abode..
I comfort myself with the idea that more Indians are educated now than ever before and shall not heed to such callings..... and if they do.. God help us [probably then he would provide us with more earthquakes, cyclones and Tsunamis]
- A solemn prayer